FAQ

Who are you?

I am Joe, and I live in Los Angeles. For further information, goto my bio.

What do you do?

I am an IT consultant and web developer for a small company in downtown, Civic Resource Group.
(Note: the website is very boring, and it isn't that informative.)

Then why is your site so simple? A broke-dick dog could write a better site than this piece of crap.

After nine hours of having meetings about how to construct a better e-commerce infrastructure, writing web applications in .NET, and answering client's questions of Why is my site down? and How do I configure the PHP pages to connect to a SQL database?, the last thing I want to do is more of it.
This a lot simpler and less stressful. It's all about content, not what it looks like.
(Although if you want proof of a good website I had a large part in, goto the City of Santa Barbara's website.)

How can I contact you?

You can email me. If you are a hot, sizzling young woman, a picture is worth a thousand words. (HINT: That means send a photo)

You're not funny.

That's not a question.

Why are you not funny?

I am funny. You just don't know it yet.

I think some of those news stories are fake. Are you a liar?

I am a liar and a thief.

Is everything on your site a lie?

No.

What is your biggest fear?

Losing a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

What do you look like?

See the following.

What will happen on July 26, 2010?

Some kind of magnanimous or catastrophic event; basically, something really, really good or something really, really bad. It could only affect me, or it can affect the entire world.

What the hell are you talking about?

In 1994, sitting in Mr. Gang's World History freshman class, I inexplicably wrote down July 26, 2010 on my book. I didn't know why and I didn't know how I came to that specific date. All I did know was that date should be remembered.