After watching a particularly gruesome American Greed on CNBC where mortuary owners removed bones and other parts from bodies without permission to make some extra coin, I got the idea that I should make my final wishes before it's too late. Originally I was thinking cremation is the way to go, especially since I could make instructions to sprinkle my ashes in various, hard to get to places.
But that's a little passe.
You know what's not passe? Throwing your lifeless corpse out of a helicopter.
You heard right — once I'm dead, I'm planning on having my old, rigor mortis ass be tossed out of a helicopter over the Pacific Ocean to be eaten by creatures of the sea. And not just any helicopter, I want one of those giant, Chinook ones that the Marines use.
I'm picturing my family in the back of the chopper, that is several hundred feet in the air, being all mournful and whatever. After some sad words are said, the alarms go off and the back ramp opens up. My wife will kick my corpse to get it rolling, with gravity slowly doing the rest.
But before my body hits the water, BOOM!
Explosives that were hidden inside of me suddenly go off, probably detonating about halfway down. I want this to be surprise to everyone, because it is going to be so damn cool!
Thus, bits and pieces of my corpse will litter the waves, giving back to the Earth and giving back to my family with such a one of a kind show.
(Pictures by me, of course.)
But that's a little passe.
You know what's not passe? Throwing your lifeless corpse out of a helicopter.
You heard right — once I'm dead, I'm planning on having my old, rigor mortis ass be tossed out of a helicopter over the Pacific Ocean to be eaten by creatures of the sea. And not just any helicopter, I want one of those giant, Chinook ones that the Marines use.
I'm picturing my family in the back of the chopper, that is several hundred feet in the air, being all mournful and whatever. After some sad words are said, the alarms go off and the back ramp opens up. My wife will kick my corpse to get it rolling, with gravity slowly doing the rest.
But before my body hits the water, BOOM!
Explosives that were hidden inside of me suddenly go off, probably detonating about halfway down. I want this to be surprise to everyone, because it is going to be so damn cool!
Thus, bits and pieces of my corpse will litter the waves, giving back to the Earth and giving back to my family with such a one of a kind show.
(Pictures by me, of course.)
...whatever made you think of this??????hope you are not serious.....
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